Friday, 2 January 2009

Caption Competition No 7

1ST PLACE
Rose and Sarah Jane go shopping at DALEKS-4-LESS.
Rose: Well, the casing is very shiny... it's sturdy, durable... what do you think, Sarah?
Sarah Jane: Yes, it's very nice, but it hasn't got that classic plunger arm like some of the earlier models. Why don't we shop around a bit more and then make our decision?
By Alia-Cat Well done!
2ND PLACE
Rose and Sarah Jane really thought a bit of anger management would help this Dalek.
By Alex
3RD PLACE
Rose (to Sarah Jane): Ah ha! Found you Bitch!
By Will

22 comments:

Sylar said...

Rose: He's Mine!

Sarah Jane: No He's Mine!

Rose: Mine!

Sarah Jane: Mine!

Dalek: When will this end!?

Miss Gallifrey said...

Sarah Jane: I might date this dalek
Rose: Don't you dare!

Miss Gallifrey said...

Rose: There dalek, we won't hurt you
Sarah Jane (loud whisper) but we will!
Rose: Sarah Jane, sometimes you really irritate me!

Alex said...

Rose and Sarah Jane really thought a bit of anger management would help this Dalek.

penguin-boy said...

Sarah-Jane: Now come on Rose, you know you want him!
Rose: No, You want him more!
Sarah-Jane: But you want him more than me!
Rose: Nu huh!
Dalek: Are you two seriously arguing or just taking the P***? I'll Be In My Trailer! Hmph! (Goes off.)

alia-cat said...

Rose and Sarah Jane go shopping at DALEKS-4-LESS.

Rose: Well, the casing is very shiny... it's sturdy, durable... what do you think, Sarah?

Sarah Jane: Yes, it's very nice, but it hasn't got that classic plunger arm like some of the earlier models. Why don't we shop around a bit more and then make our decision?

Anonymous said...

Rose:So This Was In Your Garbage?
Sarah Jane:Yes...Luke Found It Inside The Bane.
Dalek:VOMITATE! You Mean I Was In Mrs Wormwood?

charlotte said...

Sarah Jane: what do you mean he's not for sale? i only have the souvinier one i got from Exillon!

Rose: Well the barcode under the eye is a bit faulty better luck next time!

Miss Gallifrey said...

Director: And cut! Billie and Elisabeth! How many times have I told you, do NOT stare at the dalek, you're supposed to hate him!

Billie and Elisabeth: But he's pretty !

Sylar said...

Rose and Sarah Jane have become 2 beauticians.

Rose: Hmmm yes, maybe some eyeliner here, and a bit more make-up over there...

Sarah Jane: Well, maybe we will leave him. I 'like' him Just the way he is.....

Will said...

Rose (to Sarah Jane): Ah ha! Found you Bitch!

Sylar said...

Sarah Jane: Ha! I found Him First!

Rose: You're being mean, I tell the Doctor on you.

Torchwood Archives said...

and a..... one, two three, thats right billie! And foxtrot.. 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 Strictly come dancing eat your heart out!

Patar said...

Dalek - Are you two trying to hurt me?? *whispers* 'cos i'll let you!

Lizzi said...

Rose decided she would never let Sarah Jane near the Dalek hyper juice again

TheHairofTime said...

Dalek: Don't fight over me ladies!

Jack C said...

Sarah: He's absolutley MORTAL!

Rose: Shush! Are...you...alright...love?

Dalek: Exter-bluerggggg!

Sylar said...

Rose and Sarah Jane are playing chasing.

Sarah Jane: "Ha Ha! You Cant catch me!"

Rose: "Oooh I'll get you now, Sarah Jane!"

Dalek: "Eh, What The Hell?"

Miss Gallifrey said...

Dalek: I'd exterminate you both but someone stuck a lipstick up my plunger.
Billie and Elisabeth: Awesome!

duckman said...

Where on earth did that price tag get to?

duckman said...

SJ: I hate it whewn he plasy in the mud he's so hard to clean.

ROSE: Tell me bout it. Would u pass the sponge

Rockin Liverpool Fan! said...

ROSE: Oh - my - gosh you have to tell me where you got that eye shadow from!

DALEK: It is of Boots Make Up.

ROSE: Wow, it really matches your skin, doesnt it?

SARAH JANE: Oh yes, the Blue and Gold goes together fabulously!