Monday, 30 November 2009
Doctor: Nope, you still look old from here.
By Will - well done!
Doctor: Oh no. Oh. no.
Doctor: I think... I'm going to sneeeze.
Doctor: See look, loooook, my neck is almost as long as a giraffe's.
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
DONNA: Act natural!
By Meg - Well done!
Donna thinks it's sweet that the Doctor has been reunited with Rose, while Martha tries a little too hard to be happy for him.
Donna: Do you really think that cheesy smile is gonna' scare the DALEKS off?
Martha: (Through teeth) Well it seems to be working!
Donna: (Thinking to herself) And this woman really qualified as a doctor?
By Steve Lee
Thursday, 25 June 2009
Doctor: You don't talk much then, do you?
Rose: Just shut up and drink your drink.
"Hmm, very nice pair of ... Think I'll just look a while longer" the Doctor thought.
"If he doesn't take his eyes off me soon I'll kick him where it hurts - see if he can regenerate THAT!" Rose mumbled.
The Doctor: So... This is awkward...
Friday, 8 May 2009
1st place: Christina: Please Doctor, stop the pain!
The Doctor: Quiet Christina! I need to win this staring contest!
By iHeroes - well done!
2nd place: Doctor: "Jack, please put your clothes back on! You are scaring Christina!"
By MDWM - well done!
3rd place: Doctor: Oh no...
Christina: What is it?
Doctor: I forgot to pay my Tardis rent. My mum's gonna kill me!
By Patar - well done!
Sunday, 5 April 2009
Thanks for the entries: here are the winners!
'Jackson Lake thinks he's looking at a reflection in a mirror, when in reality he's staring at Davros on the monitor
"I didn't look like this when I went to bed last night!"'
By Ro Lean - Well done!!
'Jackson Lake tries his hardest to come up with a clever and witty caption for TOCS' caption competition.'
'Jackson: I got it! I got it! Is it...A Dalek?
Doctor: I gave up playing this game of charades 5 minutes ago.
Jackson: Wait, wait, wait! Let me think!It's a...a...I'VE GOT IT!
Saturday, 7 March 2009
Sunday, 1 February 2009
Rose: Is that the new Doctor?
Doctor: Afraid so.Rose: But he's so ...
Doctor: Young? I was young once. Well, long time ago now.
Rose: D'ya think he'll be OK, you know, stepping into your shoes?
Doctor: (Grins) At least he's not ginger. Now that I couldn't bear!
By Ro Lean Well done!
Rose: Doctor...That's Jack.
Doctor: They did warn me about the unexpected naked Jack...
Rose: "What the hell is that thing?!"
The Doctor: "I dunno, but it's ginger!"