Caption Competition No 20

Here's the picture for August's caption competition! All you have to do is submit a witty caption to go with the image but please don't swear, copy other ideas or be rude. You have until September 1st to do so, good luck!

Caption Competition No 19

1st place:

Doctor: WATER? YOU GOT ME WATER? WHAT GOOD IS THAT?

Donna: Well you could always use the Sonic Screwdriver to activate the non-isotopic detection system, using a biotin-avidin coupling, flow cytometry that then ignites hydrogen atoms into plasma.

Doctor: ..what?

Donna: What?

By Patar - well done!

2nd place:

Donna: I thought it would be bigger.

By Will

3rd place:

Doctor: Well, I might have had something to do with the first James Bond movie too...

By Nyraeve

Caption Competition No 18

Thanks to those who submitted captions, here are my top three:

1st place:

In a picture expected to be published in tomorrow's News of the World, it is suspected that John Barrowman has challenged David Tennant to a staring competition. After a brief flex of the fingers and a smile that only Tennant could possibly achieve, he replied "Bring it on."

By Doctor Who Notes - well done!

2nd place:

David: Here is my invisible potted plant. I shall call him plant, and he shall be my plant.

By Will

3rd place:

Don't look at me like that, John, I know what you're thinking.

By Patar

Caption Competition No 17

1st place:

During another day of tiresome filming on the Doctor Who Set, actors Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill try convincing a stubborn Matt Smith that wearing more that one bow tie at a time may prove difficultly uncomfortable.

By doctorwhonotes1 - well done!

2nd place:

Rory: I'm glad we're out of that stinkhole!

Amy: Yeah Doctor, what did you have for tea last night, curry?

Doctor: Fish fingers and custard actually...

By Seb - well done!

3rd place:

Doctor: Well that's new.

Amy: Yeah, it's HUGE.

Doctor: I didn't think you could get bananas that size this side of the Orion Nebula.

By develish1 - well done!

Caption Competition No 16

1st place:

Wait a sec. You're looking at me. I'm looking at you... who's looking at the Weeping Angel?

By Patar - well done!

2nd place:

Eleventh Doctor: We can go anywhere in the universe, to any star, to any place...

Amy: Then why don't we? We've spent a whole week starin at the flippin stars!

By Seb - well done!

3rd place:

Yes that's right Amy... this advert IS crap.

By Rogue - well done!

Caption Competition - No 15

1st Place:

Master: I can't heeaarr you!Doctor: Seriously? we're a bit old to practising our cheerleading chants.

By Ayra - well done!

2nd Place:

I think I have earwax... or is that my new hair dye?

By Seb

3rd Place:

ExcuuuUUUUUSE ME!! Did I just hear you didn't watch The End of Time??

By Patar

Caption Competition - No 14

1st place:

Doctor: Nope, you still look old from here.

By Will - well done!

2nd place:

Doctor: Oh no. Oh. no.
Adelaide: What?
Doctor: I think... I'm going to sneeeze.

By Ayra

3rd place:

Doctor: See look, loooook, my neck is almost as long as a giraffe's.
Adelaide: Riiight...

By Seb