Caption Competition No 20

Here's the picture for August's caption competition! All you have to do is submit a witty caption to go with the image but please don't swear, copy other ideas or be rude. You have until September 1st to do so, good luck!

Caption Competition No 19

1st place:

Doctor: WATER? YOU GOT ME WATER? WHAT GOOD IS THAT?

Donna: Well you could always use the Sonic Screwdriver to activate the non-isotopic detection system, using a biotin-avidin coupling, flow cytometry that then ignites hydrogen atoms into plasma.

Doctor: ..what?

Donna: What?

By Patar - well done!

2nd place:

Donna: I thought it would be bigger.

By Will

3rd place:

Doctor: Well, I might have had something to do with the first James Bond movie too...

By Nyraeve

Caption Competition No 18

Thanks to those who submitted captions, here are my top three:

1st place:

In a picture expected to be published in tomorrow's News of the World, it is suspected that John Barrowman has challenged David Tennant to a staring competition. After a brief flex of the fingers and a smile that only Tennant could possibly achieve, he replied "Bring it on."

By Doctor Who Notes - well done!

2nd place:

David: Here is my invisible potted plant. I shall call him plant, and he shall be my plant.

By Will

3rd place:

Don't look at me like that, John, I know what you're thinking.

By Patar

Caption Competition No 17

1st place:

During another day of tiresome filming on the Doctor Who Set, actors Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill try convincing a stubborn Matt Smith that wearing more that one bow tie at a time may prove difficultly uncomfortable.

By doctorwhonotes1 - well done!

2nd place:

Rory: I'm glad we're out of that stinkhole!

Amy: Yeah Doctor, what did you have for tea last night, curry?

Doctor: Fish fingers and custard actually...

By Seb - well done!

3rd place:

Doctor: Well that's new.

Amy: Yeah, it's HUGE.

Doctor: I didn't think you could get bananas that size this side of the Orion Nebula.

By develish1 - well done!

Caption Competition No 16

1st place:

Wait a sec. You're looking at me. I'm looking at you... who's looking at the Weeping Angel?

By Patar - well done!

2nd place:

Eleventh Doctor: We can go anywhere in the universe, to any star, to any place...

Amy: Then why don't we? We've spent a whole week starin at the flippin stars!

By Seb - well done!

3rd place:

Yes that's right Amy... this advert IS crap.

By Rogue - well done!

Caption Competition - No 15

1st Place:

Master: I can't heeaarr you!Doctor: Seriously? we're a bit old to practising our cheerleading chants.

By Ayra - well done!

2nd Place:

I think I have earwax... or is that my new hair dye?

By Seb

3rd Place:

ExcuuuUUUUUSE ME!! Did I just hear you didn't watch The End of Time??

By Patar

Caption Competition - No 14

1st place:

Doctor: Nope, you still look old from here.

By Will - well done!

2nd place:

Doctor: Oh no. Oh. no.
Adelaide: What?
Doctor: I think... I'm going to sneeeze.

By Ayra

3rd place:

Doctor: See look, loooook, my neck is almost as long as a giraffe's.
Adelaide: Riiight...

By Seb

Caption Competition - No 13

1st Place:

DONNA: Act natural!

By Meg - Well done!

2nd Place:

Donna thinks it's sweet that the Doctor has been reunited with Rose, while Martha tries a little too hard to be happy for him.

By Alia-Cat

3rd Place:

Donna: Do you really think that cheesy smile is gonna' scare the DALEKS off?

Martha: (Through teeth) Well it seems to be working!

Donna: (Thinking to herself) And this woman really qualified as a doctor?

By Steve Lee

Caption Competition No 12

1st place:

Doctor: You don't talk much then, do you?

Rose: Just shut up and drink your drink.

By Alex

2nd place:

"Hmm, very nice pair of ... Think I'll just look a while longer" the Doctor thought.

"If he doesn't take his eyes off me soon I'll kick him where it hurts - see if he can regenerate THAT!" Rose mumbled.

By Ro

3rd place:

The Doctor: So... This is awkward...

By Will

Caption Competition No 11

1st place: Christina: Please Doctor, stop the pain!

The Doctor: Quiet Christina! I need to win this staring contest!

By iHeroes - well done!

2nd place: Doctor: "Jack, please put your clothes back on! You are scaring Christina!"

By MDWM - well done!

3rd place: Doctor: Oh no...

Christina: What is it?

Doctor: I forgot to pay my Tardis rent. My mum's gonna kill me!

By Patar - well done!

Caption Competition No 10

Thanks for the entries: here are the winners!

1st place:

'Jackson Lake thinks he's looking at a reflection in a mirror, when in reality he's staring at Davros on the monitor

"I didn't look like this when I went to bed last night!"'

By Ro Lean - Well done!!

2nd place:

'Jackson Lake tries his hardest to come up with a clever and witty caption for TOCS' caption competition.'

By Meg

3rd place:

'Jackson: I got it! I got it! Is it...A Dalek?

Doctor: I gave up playing this game of charades 5 minutes ago.

Jackson: Wait, wait, wait! Let me think!It's a...a...I'VE GOT IT!

Doctor: *sigh*'

By Ayra

Caption Competition No 9

1st Place:

The Doctor, Martha and Jack only just escaped from the parallel Narnia...

Well done Will!

2nd Place:

Camera guy: Now, give us your SHOCKED faces!

By Meg

3rd Place:

Doctor: Right! We just stopped a haunted elevator from plunging innocent people to their deaths!

Jack: (sees an angry mob of tourists) Uh, Doctor?

Martha: Yeah. That, or we just ruined a group of thrill-seekers' ride on the Tower of Terror.

Doctor: ... Run.

By Alia-Cat

Caption Competition No 8

1st Place:

Rose: Is that the new Doctor?

Doctor: Afraid so.Rose: But he's so ...

Doctor: Young? I was young once. Well, long time ago now.

Rose: D'ya think he'll be OK, you know, stepping into your shoes?

Doctor: (Grins) At least he's not ginger. Now that I couldn't bear!

By Ro Lean Well done!

2nd Place:

Rose: Doctor...That's Jack.

Doctor: They did warn me about the unexpected naked Jack...

By Meg

3rd Place:

Rose: "What the hell is that thing?!"

The Doctor: "I dunno, but it's ginger!"

By Sylar

Caption Competition No 7

1ST PLACE

Rose and Sarah Jane go shopping at DALEKS-4-LESS.

Rose: Well, the casing is very shiny... it's sturdy, durable... what do you think, Sarah?

Sarah Jane: Yes, it's very nice, but it hasn't got that classic plunger arm like some of the earlier models. Why don't we shop around a bit more and then make our decision?

By Alia-Cat Well done!

2ND PLACE

Rose and Sarah Jane really thought a bit of anger management would help this Dalek.

By Alex

3RD PLACE

Rose (to Sarah Jane): Ah ha! Found you Bitch!

By Will

Caption Competition No 6

1st Place:

Doctor: What do you mean I've got an icicle sticking in my neck?

Rosita: Icicle!

Doctor: Icicle? No, lumbar discectomy!

By Voscarian Child Well done!

2nd Place:

Doctor: What's happening to Woolworths?!

By Will Well done!

3rd Place:

The Doctor: YESSSSS thats riight well done.... its a D-A-L-E-K. Repeat after me.... DA-LECK

Rosita: You think im stupid??

The Doctor: NO! well... maybe... well... sort of... well.... yes but thats not the point-

By The Whovian Blog Well done!

Caption Competition No 5

1st Place:

Doctor (off screen): DO YOU MIND!?

Astrid: Sor-sorry!

Mr Copper: Oh Lord!

Astrid: If i knew you were changing I wouldn't have come in her-

Doctor: Well I'm naked, so take a good look 'cause you won't be seeing this much again 'cause I'm gonna regenerate!

By Doctor Rumours. Well done!

2nd Place:

Astrid: "What do you mean it's a prop?"

By Will

3rd Place:

OMG, Tony Gordon is stood next to me!!! Don't kidnap me i have a tube with something evil in it!!!

By Anonymous

Caption Competition No 4

Winning Entry:

Donna: Too bad the Doctor isn't here to witness these fireworks.

Rose: Yeah, I love watching him run around in circles and screaming.

By Blogger Woman Well done!

Caption Competition No 3

Winning Entry:

Rose is stripping on the other side of the window, Jackie and Sarah Jane look on in dismay, whereas Mickey has other ideas...

By: Alex Well done!

Caption Competition No 2

Winning Entry:

Donna : It's flippin freezing with this gail blowing about, I might freeze to death!

Doctor : If only I was that lucky.

By: TimeAgent92 Well done!

Caption Competition No 1

Winning Entry:

"Come on, jump, to Daddy, well.. not Daddy...well probably not...well maybe...you know, it depends these days, I get around you know!"

By: TheDoctor'sDaughter Well done!